Sibyl Vane

tadaxii-i:

knuppitalism-with-ue:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

it might have been a dream, but feathered dinosaurs being linked to an ideology isn’t that uncommon. Them being viewed as “leftist”, “woke” or “gay” has occured several times.

I collect these examples.

reblog if you like dinosaurs, are gay, or just really like feathers

chessmp3:

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

plellele:

one-time-i-dreamt:

They invented a new kind of water. It had a form of a cube and it would explode if you looked at it for too long.

Me looking at the cube of Water 2 I placed next to my unsuspecting homie

Originally posted by muvana

hollowboobtheory:

if you don’t know how to end your tumblr post you can just cut yourself off mid-word and people will be like “the penis exploders got her… so sad 😔”

baylen:

baylen:

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

vykodlak:

as soon as I’m done watching a movie

coughloop:

desert-palm:

animentality:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

animentality:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

non-state-actor:

Reddit moment

grawly:

kunosoura:

sailor-sappho:

azzandra:

grawly:

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her ‘prettier’, I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic–too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women–this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can’t help but think. My. What a coincidence you’ve made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it’s a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

what the fuck happened to my post